In my personal opinion, it’s not just that I thought the game was bad, it’s because there’s nothing at all good about it. It’s too basic and really could have been made 10 years ago. There’s nothing to play it for really. There’s millions of better stealth games out there, like Metal Gear Solid, Thief and Hitman.

So in short: I was very harsh, I know, but at the same time while I don’t expect every game to be the best thing since sliced bread, it should at least be functional, fun and have something about it to make it worth playing. Velvet Assassin, where I’m concerned, fails with the last two.