By on 15 Dec, 2009 at 6:45 PM
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Pokemon, Plural, Promotes Devil-Worship. Everything In Life Is Real.

Pokemon, Plural, Promotes Devil-Worship. Everything In Life Is Real.

Pokemon turns kids evil, and everything in life is real.

According to some old preacher with a funny ’90s flick-over-side hairstyle, the Japanese created game, called Pokemon, will include too much witchcraft and this in-turn will cause for demons to overrun your soul.

Following the Mastering of Pokemon (read: demon-worship) there will be stabbing and shooting too. This guy goes on for quite some time where he pretty much tells his audience that many of them won’t make it to heaven.

The next level — he just took it there.

[via:kotaku]

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  • http://egamer.co.za/ Tody

    These guys seriously have nothing important to do in their lives – and so they talk about crap like this in order to get attention :???:

    Haven’t watched the video yet, but I already have an idea of what’s going to be said in there.

  • Nitrate

    Don’t you spam comments without watching videos!

    You gotta watch it, to understand it. It’s lulz

  • Kyros

    Hes only mad cos he wasn’t able to catch magicarp.
    I watched some of the video not all as I wanted to retain my sanity, that and my connection kept cutting the download so i had to constantly forward.
    I wonder if I will be one of the few who do get into heaven….. :cry:

  • Nitrate

    LOL! I dunno hey. Not all of us will make it to heaven because there happen to be perverted TV shows around..

  • reV

    Oh shi- I’ve been play a game about a world of the demonic and satanic, guess he’s right, I won’t be going to heaven. Poo.

  • Nitrate

    Don’t worry, if he’s in heaven you’ll only get kicked out for punching him in the face :)

  • Itachi-owns-all

    What a dick

  • Xylon

    Rofl at JigglyPuff, wtf they show like 3 seconds of him… That guy clearly couldn’t catch them all.

  • [OptiMum]

    silly christian ;-)