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Video Review: Rogue Warrior

Video Review: Rogue Warrior

Hey guys! Welcome to my first video review on eGamer. My target is Rogue Warrior, the infamous turd game. You might have seen my written review of the game yesterday, but if you’re interested to see the video of it you check out my review below. Hope you enjoy watching! Stay tuned for more video reviews by me in the future, although coming up soon is eGamer’s Awards, which consists of articles such as Most Disappointing Title of 2009, eGamer’s Personal Favourite title, Game of the Year and more. The best is yet to come! Back to the topic at hand, check out the video below.

[Note: For an in-depth explanation of my review system, go here: Tody's Review System]

Name: Rogue Warrior
Genre: First Person Tactical Shooter
Players: 1
Multiplayer: Online
Platforms: PC, PS3, Xbox360
Developers: Rebellion Developments
Publishers: Bethesda Softworks
Release Date: Between 26 November and 1-2 December 2009

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  • Nitrate

    Speed kills. Holy crap!

  • Nitrate

    Cool video though :D

  • toasty_the_penguin

    :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
    Your voice is like a lullaby, Seriously use a voice emulator to make you sound like Morgan Freeman or Keanu Reeves (so that no matter what you you say it’ll sound cool). Also your r’s are pretty weird, get some speech therapy. I can’t say an ‘r’ properly either so don’t feel victimised.
    Other than that, it’s a pretty good review, especially for a first-timer. I thought you would do the Yahtzee-like thing of ending ending on a funny quip, which you sort of do but then do the conclusion which is pretty cool, it sums things up pretty well.
    Some of those pictures are pretty damn weak though, come on Photoshop is an option.
    With time you shall master your abilities young Padawan.

  • toasty_the_penguin

    Just realised, i haven’t ranted enough.
    That background music – what the hell, WTF, take your pick; it was so out of place. BOOM, HEADSHOT — dada dadadada Yay, sounds like it’s from an old Zelda game.
    One thing that you don’t do which pretty much every other video-reviewer does is sugar-coating, way to tell it like it is.

  • http://egamer.co.za/ Tody

    Thanks for the deep and insightful criticism Toasty :razz:

    Hahaha Keanu Reeves doesn’t have a cool voice, he has a KUL voice. :grin: Heh being unable to say “r” properly is part of my charm in real life dude! ;-)

    Thanks a lot! Yeah, all of my game video reviews will end like that, with a blatant or funny comment followed by the complete wrap-up conclusion. My random comment will always be in the end credits, so watch out for that! :mrgreen:

    Haha most of the pictures I used were straight off the internet (if you’re wondering, the extremely CHEAP looking barrel was from a crap old game and was meant to look like that) :smile:.

    As for the in-review music, believe it or not that was a soundtrack for a DS game, Castlevania, in a tower mission. I’ll have different music for each video review (the intro video and conclusion music will remain the same until i make a new intro). :grin:

    Yep, in my video reviews I try not to sugar coat anything – say it how it is exactly. Thanks for the solid criticism and compliments – oh and for watching. :razz:

    I’ll see you tomorrow.

  • M0fla

    Damn right about sounding like so coloured gangster allow me the privilege to use this word but that was KAK funny and entertaining and dude your voice sounds like how u make fun of my PE voice

  • sage of the six paths

    @ toadty
    Don’t wys Zelda (even if it’s just ’bout the shitty music)

    @ tody
    Your written review was the funniest ever. Who is this mofla character, why did he ask you for KFC? Does he go to our school? What’s his actual name?

  • http://egamer.co.za/ Tody

    lol sage of the six paths. Happy to hear that, glad you enjoyed reading. :razz:
    Nah, M0fla doesn’t go to our school, he’s someone I know from P.E :grin:

    The KFC thing was because I reference KFC a lot in my articles, as you know ;-)