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Question Of The Week: What’s The Lamest, Most Boring Box Art?

Question Of The Week: What’s The Lamest, Most Boring Box Art?

A few weeks ago we asked what’s the most intriguing box art, but this time round we want to know something quite the opposite. Obviously we liked everyone’s opinion on the previous question, and we’ll all opinions here too, so don’t be shy.

This being said, we’d like to know: What’s the lamest, most boring box art? And why?

Last week we asked: Has A Game Ever Made You Sick?

After enjoyable replies, we randomized to get a winner: CaViE

Congratulations, now go buy some bibs — just in case.

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Name: Editorial
Location: Cape Town
Position: Editorial Team

  • Emile Muller

    The Orange box – Box art plopiness in its prime,plain silly.
    Shadowrun – Judging a game by its cover defanitly.

  • TheFallen

    Mansion of the Living Dead….
    The woman on the cover never came… :’( she never came :’(….

    • TheFallen

      Here is the pic

  • http://www.d4rk.co.za NeoN

    Gratz CaViE!

    Can’t actually think of one, I needz to shop more… :/

  • CaViE

    @Neon : Thanks! :)

    @Emile Muller : Dude, the Orange Box has to be one of the most artistically gorgeous covers that I’ve ever seen. No jokes.

    Anyway, personally, I’d say this one. The Guitar Hero 5 cover. Though I love the game, I just can’t stand the cover. It says nothing about the game, and instead just has random band names on the cover (where that should be at the back) to catch people’s intentions instead. It came across as cocky and complacent, as if its developers knew it would sell well and so didn’t bother with artwork or anything of that sort.
    It sold well.

    • CaViE

      Hmm. Image got swallowed up. I guess image tags aren’t allowed? Anyway:

    • Dean

      Your link tag seemed to have worked though? Image tags should work.. the < img tag…

  • SixiS

    I really hate this douche :P

    • Dean

      Oh my..

  • Andrew

    Well pretty much any golf game out there besides the cool ones like Hot Shot Golf.

    But heres an example…

    • Dean

      His hands look a bit awkward?

    • Strega

      Jeez good point… Broken wrist much???

  • opticle

    This isnt really relavent anymore since the covers nodays come with a plastic covering. But those old school covers that didnt have the plastic on and then the champion decided to put some massive tag on the cover, he could of atleast placed it on the back of the box. Hence, the lamest box art out there has to be one that features the pricetag/sale sign. I mean you couldnt peal it off without tearing the cover and the pricetag just became part of your box art.

    • Sloth

      OH I soooooo want to play the new mortal Kombat. Special since it’s back to it’s Old School 2D Roots and will be 9 kinds of Awsome. Thats 2 kinds more than Brawndo: the thirst mutalator’s adverts.

  • hallow
  • iMan

    This game should be illegal world-wide or atleast ban in most countries… :/
    What were THQ thinking…

    • iMan

      Now I understand… shes an ‘AmericanGirl’ that clears thing up…

  • Roxy

    I think pretty much any harry potter game art. They all feature that stupid Daniel Radcliff on the cover. Such a fail /facepalm.

    • Roxy

      oh wow that pic came out great… probably looks better than the unblurred version. I like to think his face is being censored…

    • Staple

      Lol agreed. But it is based on the movies and the movies are based on the books so not much else they could do with it I suppose.

  • Staple

    Any of the Sims games. Just annoys me so much

  • Sloth

    This is the lamest cover I have ever seen

    • Dean

      OHMYGOODNESS

    • CaViE

      Probably why it sold so well.

    • Dean

      It’s the Use with Joystick Controller that made it a best seller man!

    • Sloth

      Claim:
      Atari buried millions of unsold “E.T.” cartridges in a New Mexico desert landfill.

      Status:TRUE

      http://www.snopes.com/business/market/atari.asp

  • Strega
  • Strega

    Quick question… how do we add a pic in a post?

    • http://egamer.co.za/ Azhar

      At the bottom, underneath the big “Add Reply” button, there is the option to add a JPEG image :D

      Just click browse, find the image on your PC and then post your comment :P

    • Strega

      Ah… ok i feel pretty stupid right now…. :-D

  • TrAnQuiLiX

    Twilight – Need I say more?

  • grammarman

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think they should have used any of the other characters from this game, except the generic brown tower-guy?

    • Sloth

      I liked that boxart made me want to try the game out. Thought it would be Bg guy, smash stuff game. I was wrong…horrably wrong.

  • Lloyd

    The box art was pretty much just the standard blizzard fare, very much like the warcraft series covers, just the face of the main character and the title. Didn’t inspire me.

  • Martin van Tonder

    I’ll have to agree with CaViE. Guitar Hero has the most boring box art i’ve seen in a long time.