Modern Warfare 3 Theft Executed To Perfection

I’m not one to condone crime, certainly not, but I do love it when a plan comes together. That’s why the latest Modern Warfare 3 theft from around the world caught my eye. Besides the fact that we’ve already heard of several incidents of Modern Warfare 3 and individuals who operate outside of the law.

There have been worse incidents such as the shipment of Modern Warfare 3 that was stolen in France or the guy who threatened to blow his retailer to kingdom come if they didn’t give him his Modern Warfare 3 after having run out of copies. This case however, is just so well-planned from all appearances.

Last week a man walked into a Tesco store in Bishop Storford, England, and made off with ten copies of Modern Warfare 3 from a display stand. The perp was described as white, aged 19-22, about 5ft 7in tall, with a thin build, wearing a black hooded top with black jogging bottoms.

After grabbing the games, the mastermind ran past the checkout, through the exit and straight into a waiting Ford Fiesta. That’s some well executed thievery if I do say so myself. The only problem is that they left too many witnesses but an airstrike would fix that pretty swiftly.

This explains where Dean’s been the past few days…