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Rooney Ruins Tiger Woods 13 DLC

Rooney Ruins Tiger Woods 13 DLC

Wayne Rooney, my most hated athlete, will officially ruin Tiger Woods 13 DLC. According to Electronic Arts, Wayne Rooney and a few other stars — such as Theo Walcott — will grace the golf game when it releases later this month.

Sure, it’s a cool addition to have cricket soccer players in the game, but it’s a bit annoying that Rooney is one of them. Can’t he just drive his Bentley Continental into a wall, or something?

Expect to see James Milner from Manchester City, Petr Chech from Chelsea, Theo Walcott from Arsenal and that other guy.

The American stars include Sugar Ray Leonard, Jeremy Roenick, Dwight Howard and Marshall Faulk. A whole lot of unknown, in other words.

Expect Tiger Woods to bat his way into a hole on 30 March.

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  • Treble

    Lol his wife should have been a DLC

    • AG_Sonday

       That would get in the way of the “Tiger’s Mini-Golf” mini-game where mini-golf is a euphemism but he general principles of golf still apply, if you know what I mean. Now that should be a DLC.

  • AG_Sonday

    Question. Does Cech have to wear a scrumcap for golf too? 

    • Treble

      Lol good question but probably yeah cause you never know the golf ball might hit him o.O