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The Xbox 360 Is Not A Good Hiding Place For Cocaine

The Xbox 360 Is Not A Good Hiding Place For Cocaine

People tend to get really creative when they’re trying to hide something. Especially when that something is cocaine or other expensive drugs that could potentially see you spend the rest of your life as someone else’s bitch behind bars. So drug dealers/smugglers usually tend to try hard to hide what they’re carrying, but not this guy. Carlos Valenzuela tried to hide his coke stash in his Xbox 360, but even that didn’t fool the cop enough for him to make a clean getaway.

In fact, he might’ve gotten away with his 1.8 kg of cocaine had he used his indicators at one intersection. He was pulled over, and the police were just going to issue him with a ticket, until they come to notice how nervous he was around them. I mean sure, having three massive bricks of cocaine in your passenger sat tends to do that to you. Carlos kept shooting glances over the bag next to him, until police officers finally picked it up and found one brick of cocaine wrapped in brown tape and an Xbox 360.

Upon further investigation and the help of sniffer dogs, the police found a further two bricks of cocaine concealed within the console, with all the cocaine totaling around 1.8kg. Carlos Valenzuela was arrested and has been charged with “manufacture or delivery of a controlled substance”.

So, why the hell would he go through all the trouble of concealing two bricks of cocaine inside the Xbox 360 only to leave a fully exposed stash right next to it? It helps that dealers like this are so stupid sometimes.

Source: Kotaku

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Name: Alessandro Barbosa
Location: Johannesburg
Position: Editor, Tech

  • http://www.facebook.com/nanonyous Theo Lubbe

    At least he didn’t use an arcade unit for his attempt, so we know he’s not as much of a cheapskate.

  • Cloud Strife

    Id like to buy one of those particular xboxes please.

    • AG_Sonday

       I know a guy…

  • AG_Sonday

    Amateur, everyone knows you surround it with biltong so that the dogs are still attracted to it but the cops will think it’s just because of their animal instinct drawing them to food. 

  • Treble

    If I were him I would have put it in a wii console lol

  • Timothy

    Shit, people are gonna know my secret stashing place as well now.