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Comments Of The Week | 22 Jul – 28 Jul

Comments Of The Week | 22 Jul – 28 Jul

I don’t like things that are average but that’s exactly what this week was, average. At least as far as comments were concerned so give yourselves a pat on the back for being mediocre. Just keep the comments coming and nobody gets hurt.

Titles. Not Achievements or Trophies, but eGamer labels. We generally don’t label things, but you’re the exception. We like you too much to not label you.

Here’s the list of Titles you can win.

  • Hulk Smash — You won’t like me when I’m angry! Always posts rage comments.
  • TRoLoLoL — Everything is a joke.
  • The Fanboy — BioWare is MINE!
  • Consolefag — PC Sucks, etc.
  • PCbitch — PC is legacy. PC is the best.
  • The Elitist — I’m better than all of you. Don’t type to me in that tone of voice.
  • The Spammer — Cannot. Help. Myself. Must. Comment.
  • Gandalf — Loves long walks on the beach and philosophy. Also, types long comments.
  • Most Valued Commenter (MVC) — Everyone takes interest in what you have to say.
  • The Parasite — It’s everywhere!
  • The Hater — Nothing is good enough!
  • Mr/Mrs Likable — Most Likes on a Comment

There’s a great chance that we’ll add more as we go. Perhaps you have some ideas of labels we should add. Let us know in the comments.

Every week we’ll leave one title out. It’ll be your job to suggest a winner in the comments.

On the next page, you’ll be able to find the winners.

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Name: A-G Sonday
Location: Cape Town
Position: Editor, News

  • CataclysmicDawn

    I love you for spotting my tumour! 

    Wait, what?

    • AG_Sonday

      I just cured cancer bitches!

  • Adam Meikle

    WHAT IS THIS CRAP *Bane voice* MUFFFLEMUFFFLEMUFFFLE

    • AG_Sonday

      It’s Gotham’s reckoning

    • Adam Meikle

      You know who also had a Reckoning, the studio behind Kingdoms Of Amalur: Reckoning when their studio was shut down /trollface.jpeg.

    • CataclysmicDawn

      And promptly revived

  • GJ Ram

    Wait.. I’m a Fanboy???? (Fanboy..anboy..nboy…anboy..echo effect) y?? :) anyways i like getting a label from Egamer :) Yippee :)

    • AG_Sonday

      You had one very fanboyish comment somewhere and I didn’t feel like awarding it to any of the regular fanboys.

    • http://www.facebook.com/harry.albus.phoenix GJ Ram

      thank you thank you thank you :)

    • CataclysmicDawn

      I hate you.

    • AG_Sonday

      I don’t

  • Trebzz

    4 comments and I’m still parasite? It’s been quiet cause of fasting man feel us sorry :P

    • AG_Sonday

      You’re parasite even if you don’t comment on the site
      Also, dafuq does this even mean: “man feel us sorry” ???

    • Trebzz

      Why the hell are you asking me what it means? I just say things and expect the next person to explain what I just said as I don’t know half the time the things I say :P

    • CataclysmicDawn

      Zhameer is going to Grammar Hell.

  • Adam Meikle

    I suspect Trebzz is an asian immigrant harbouring drugs in one of his body cavities, and as a result is typing terrible engrish to cover his drugged up buttocks.