Top 5 Facebook Moments Of The Week | 15 Jul – 21 Jul
We were pretty quiet on Facebook this week and I swear it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that we posted so very little in comparison with other weeks. Fret not, we’ll return to our old habits in the coming week and with a bit of luck and a lot of very minimal effort we might even become something more than that Facebook page that posts funny pics. Watch this space. No, wait don’t watch this space watch our Facebook page. Big changes are coming, maybe.
5 — CoD Rage
Is it just us or are there some double standards regarding Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3 Premium? Also, the amount of raging fanboyism that was rampant in the comments of this post was kind of hilarious and sad.
4 —Pony Stark
Fuck unicorns and all there elitism; thinking they’re too good for us with their rainbows and magic. We don’t need them anyway because we have Pony Stark or is it My Little Tony or Iron Mane?
3 —The Truth Hurts
It’s a well documented fact that your ability in a videogame is inversely proportional to the distance you sit away from the monitor/TV screen. Just like it’s been scientifically proven that shouting at the douchebag who just cut you off in traffic (even though he can’t hear you) will cause his car to spontaneously combust into flames.
2 —Drugs Are Expensive
Who said we don’t do anything for the kids? Not only is every member of the eGamer staff an outstanding member of society but also a excellent role model and for those kids who haven’t gotten to meet us, we like to help them out with plenty of helpful advice, just like this.
1 —You’ve Been Warned
I bet you never thought of ESRB ratings like this before. Fun fact: girls are actually violent and abusive just prior to actually being on their period. Thanks to Nadine for that bit of insight (non-troll).