Top 5 Facebook Moments Of The Week | 24 Jun – 30 Jun
Activity on our Facebook page was down a bit this week and frankly I blame it on Mark Zuckerberg or just the fact that you guys have lives. How dare you leave us for those so-called real friends. What do they have that we don’t because last time I checked we’re the ones with a Cavie. Basically, please don’t go. Here’s this week’s Facebook 5, I’m off to cut myself because I feel so alone and unwanted.
5 — Not Even Catwoman Understands Japanese Fetishes
Those crazy Japs sure do have some freaky fetishes but you know it’s pretty weird when a woman who dresses up in skintight leather catsuit doesn’t understand them.
4 — Even Racism Is More Fun With Kinect
You know you’d play a Kinect game of American History X and we know it too but don’t worry,w e won’t tell anyone. We’re just glad nobody took offence to this one, bullet effectively dodged.
3 — Piracy Is The Root Of All Evil
You know how Borat blames the Jews for just about anything from overpriced goods to the death of the dinosaurs? Well taht’s what piracy is to the gaming industry. Not Jewish but the root of all evil. How would you circumcise piracy?
2 — It’s All A Lie!
This should be how Super Mario ended. End of story, literally.
1 — Boohoo, Poor Tobey
Not only did Tobey Maguire single-handedly make Spider-Man more campy than Adam West could ever imagine to be in Spider-Man 3 but he also killed off the franchise such that they needed to reboot it this year and he keeps getting reminded of it and also how he’s not invited to the Avengers.