Watch Half-Life In Sixty Seconds

This is a little old in truth, but on the off chance that some of you guys haven’t seen in yet — seriously, get off 9GAG — prepare for the most epic minute of your life.

Even better than your first time, and twice as long even. Time wise.

The video itself is in German but really that matters very little once you start it up. Just like a world war, one might say.

Enjoy your weekend, everyone. And remember: “Gordon Freeman!”