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Match The Song To A Game — As Long As You Play Me

It’s been rumoured that Canada’s pride and joy, his royal Bieberness, has finally made an album that isn’t utter shit. Some people I know even seem to like his new stuff. Not that I’d know, I personally don’t touch the stuff if I don’t have to. All I know is that As Long As You Love Me is supposed to be one of the better songs and furthermore, a friend of mine sang it for us and it didn’t sound half bad.

Personally, if Bieber was under the tutelage of Michale Buble and only put out his first album now then he might not be such a swaggy douche who makes bad music.

So, which game would sing this to you or rather, which game would you want to sing this to you? A game that loves and cares for you so much that it bursts into song like even the most depressing and morbid Bollywood movie. Alternatively, which game is so desperate for you to play it that it begs you in song.

I also couldn’t resist throwing in this little parody of Bieber’s Boyfriend.

 

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Name: A-G Sonday
Location: Cape Town
Position: Editor, News

  • http://twitter.com/Weeman360 Weeman360

    to be honest the robot from borderlands 1 comes to mind. With his desperate cry for attention

  • CataclysmicDawn

    Please delete this. Have you no common decency? No pride or respect for your site? D:

    • AG_Sonday

      I’m feeling self-destructive and I’m taking this site and all of you with me. I’d do the whole ‘some men…” thing but Batman’s so mainstream these days.

      If you can’t handle the flaming homosexuality, get out of the kitchen.