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Which Game Made You Feel Stupid?

Which Game Made You Feel Stupid?

Sometimes playing puzzle games I stop to think about what I’m doing, where shortly after, I realise this game has made me look a little stupid. Here’s where I am, and here’s where I need to be: how do I get there?

Being the person I am, I generally find my own way to pass the task at hand. It’s usually unorthodox, and causes a few more problems, but I do it. And I’m happy because it’s my way.

I distinctly remember playing Portal 2, with one stage causing so many problems for me. I simply couldn’t do what I needed to do. It was frustrating. I finally found my own way to pass the stage, where I thought: there’s no way that this is the way it’s meant to be done — people will take forever to come up with this idea. And they wouldn’t take forever because I came up with it, but rather because it was utterly stupid, wrong and overcomplicated.

Then, recently whilst playing another game I told to do “X” to pass the level, where instead I found my own way to go about it. I like doing that instead.

Another time, in Silent Hill, I also felt a bit silly — but that’s only because I neglected to collect an item. I didn’t think it would be in the rubbish disposal — and it was. My fault, I know.

I think, for now, the ones above are the only games that got the better of me. What about you? Which game made you feel like you’re derping-out? There’s got to be something which left you thinking: “WHY CAN’T I DO THIS?”

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  • http://twitter.com/Weeman360 Weeman360

    machinarium. Some of those puzzles just made my go: “grrrr, this is so obvious, why can’t I do it??”
    and then 5 minutes later I’ll get an epiphany and bam, problem solved. 

  • Yashaar Mall

    Every few minutes in Half Life 2 :/

  • Trebzz

    Prototype 2 i just couldn’t figure out the damn hunt thing and i started using cheats of the coordinates and yeah it was really hard lol. But eventually figured out this hunt thing so its all good

    • CataclysmicDawn

      Damn clown :P

  • http://egamer.co.za/ Azhar Amien

    Assassin’s Creed: Revelations and Grand Theft Auto IV win this hands down. I’ve never seen so many ridiculously slow tutorials in my entire life. I really felt like the game thought I was a moron who didn’t know how to find X on my controller. 

  • http://egamer.co.za/author/cavie Caveshen “CaViE” Rajman

    This could work in both ways. A game could be so stupid that it makes you feel as if you’re a retard and it’s holding your hand (Blackwater) or it could be so higher-grade intelligently designed (Myth series anyone?) that it takes some really hardcore thinking to solve whatever puzzles it throws at you.

    There’s two examples of such a thing for me. At least, two that instantly pop to mind. The first involves actual puzzle elements. I remember a puzzle in Dragon Age: Origins that for the life of me, try as I might, I could not solve. Just one. But it took forever before I managed to solve it. I do so enjoy games that force me to use my brain.

    Another example involves a slightly different aspect of puzzle elements and that’s getting to grips (no pun intended) with the controls. Basically, the game felt so clumsy and obtuse that it made me feel as if it was expecting something of me that I was incapable of achieving. Red Dead Redemption. Every damn time I rode a horse. I could never simply ride and shoot. I’d have to slow to a gallop and shoot before mashing A, too much, and then going too far to be effective or failing the mission. Great game.

    • Yashaar Mall

      I just read, “blah blah blah blah. Great Game”. <3 <3

    • Toxxyc

      DAO puzzle – did that happen to be the bridges that fell away when your characters stepped on certain stones to the left and right of it?  I remember taking it to basics – pencil and paper, and drew up the combinations one by one.  Few seconds and I was over it.!

    • http://egamer.co.za/author/cavie Caveshen “CaViE” Rajman

      That one was moderately challenging but the part during Shale’s quest, with all those little puzzles. AAAARRRGGGHHH.

    • Toxxyc

      Call me an asshole for not being a loyal DOA fan, but I don’t remember any puzzles during Shale’s quest.  Would that be the ones with the suns you had to all turn sunny side up?

    • CataclysmicDawn

      Ganderp.

    • CataclysmicDawn

      I cannot for the life of me remember ever being stuck in Dragon Age. It was so straight forward.

      If you periodically tapped “X” (because fuck you Xboxfag) in Red Dead, you could keep pace and retain energy. It was always funny getting thrown off your horse though.

    • http://egamer.co.za/author/cavie Caveshen “CaViE” Rajman

      Yeah, I really didn’t like riding horses and having to do other things. It felt too clumsy for me. :P

      @0377b91def269c21c02e7401e84133b2:disqus (SPOILER ALERT): When you meet the little cat that’s possessed by a demon, you have to do some sort of puzzle that requires you to rearrange a whole lot of tiles on the floor. It took me for-fucking-ever. I forget exactly what you needed to do but I think you arranged tiles with arrows on them in such a way that fire could pass from one end to the other.

    • Yashaar Mall

      When i read that part about being stuck in DAO, I was like “heh?”. Can’t remember any puzzles that gave trouble.

    • CataclysmicDawn

      I’m disappointed in you suffering through that cat puzzle @CaViE:disqus 

    • Toxxyc

      Likewise.  I actually found that one fairly simple… O.o

  • NeoN

    ^ Don’t leave us hanging, did you manage to find it in the end? :P jj xD

    My moment of “duh” came in Final Fantasy 7 when I sold the chocobo lure materia from the Chocobo ranch – free gil. T_T Little did I know I needed a chocobo to cross the marsh without getting killed by the Midgar Zolom. I ended up leveling for hours to get strong enough to kill that snake. On the plus side, when I saw a Midgar Zolom impaled by Sephiroth, it felt great being able to also take down one of those.

    • NeoN

      Yikes, soz. The query was targeted at Azhar – “… who didn’t know how to find X on my controller” lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/da.squared Thalib Mugen-Jin Dada

    I know it’s stupid but those stupid turny things in the skyrim dungeons…. I hate cracking safes!!

    • CataclysmicDawn

      The clues are on the keys. 

      View them in the magic inventory box, and rotate them with the rotatey stick object on the side of right!

  • http://twitter.com/MatuMikey Michael Matusowsky

    Quite surprised that NOBODY has even made mention of simple games like Angry Birds, Cut The Rope, Bridge Constructor and Where’s My Water?. Those four games have at times had me literally pulling out my hair on my tablet. 

  • Alessandro Barbosa

    I distinctly remember a part near the end of Limbo that had me swearing at the screen :P It…just…didn’t…make…sense…

  • Toxxyc

    Angry Birds does this on a daily basis.

  • CataclysmicDawn

    Resonance. That game is playing bum love with me, and I don’t like it. At all.

    FUCK YOU RESONANCE!