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Comments Of The Week | 11 Nov — 17 Nov

Comments Of The Week | 11 Nov — 17 Nov

I’m going to simply assume that this is one of our busiest weeks in commenting and it certainly can’t be far off given how busy you all have been. It’s great to see the site buzzing with activity and real discussions happening. *Sniffs* I promised myself I wouldn’t cry. This week also sees the return of those lovely Facebook comments which means you can look forward to exceptionally long threads with comments that make you question your sanity. Seriously, I cannot even begin to comprehend some of the things that happen on our Facebook page.

Titles. Not Achievements or Trophies, but eGamer labels. We generally don’t label things, but you’re the exception. We like you too much to not label you.

Here’s the list of Titles you can win.

  • Hulk Smash — You won’t like me when I’m angry! Always posts rage comments.
  • TRoLoLoL — Everything is a joke.
  • The Fanboy — BioWare is MINE!
  • Consolefag — PC Sucks, etc.
  • PCbitch — PC is legacy. PC is the best.
  • The Elitist — I’m better than all of you. Don’t type to me in that tone of voice.
  • The Spammer — Cannot. Help. Myself. Must. Comment.
  • Gandalf — Loves long walks on the beach and philosophy. Also, types long comments.
  • Most Valued Commenter (MVC) — Everyone takes interest in what you have to say.
  • The Parasite — It’s everywhere!
  • The Hater — Nothing is good enough!
  • Mr/Mrs Likable — Most Likes on a Comment

There’s a great chance that we’ll add more as we go. Perhaps you have some ideas of labels we should add. Let us know in the comments.

Every week we’ll leave one title out. It’ll be your job to suggest a winner in the comments.

On the next page, you’ll be able to find the winners.

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  • sage of the six paths

    Now I know why I never use facebook. :D

    No awards again?! But I’m glad you added piratefag like I suggested.

    • AG_Sonday

      Piratefag was so much win :P

      Hey, Mike is really earning his titles and yeah, stay clear of our FB page until we run a comp over there.

    • Michael Matusowsky

      You’re not witty enough or simply not doing enough! I told you two weeks ago, the tenacity of a Jew is unmatched ;). Which is why this week I’ll be a littlr more chilled out on the commenting and give everyone else a chance :D.

    • Adam Meikle

      You’re one of my people? Shalom :D.

    • http://twitter.com/greatwyt Oethman Khan

      @google-1463423ec8c447dc9511d5c8ce2fcd4d:disqus lol he has been bragging about his jew jitsu in every second article…….. how did you miss it?

    • CataclysmicDawn

       Awww cute, Michael and Adam “Michael” are bonding! :D

    • sage of the six paths

      Oh shit! C-Dawn is gonna start claiming that they’re twins soon. :P

    • Trebzz

      Dude this is not right Adam is the only Jew allowed here he is like that black dude who shows up to an all white party lol. But yes we are all one community good times

    • Madrofl2010

      Ditto on that Adam ! Didn’t know you’re a Yid ! Explains why you’re such a jewdroid fan :D. Mashlomcha ;).

    • sage of the six paths

      Trebzz, why’d you have to bring me into the convo? :P

    • CataclysmicDawn

       Sage, that’s not true at all. I’m going to claim that Michael is Adam’s alias for entering comps. ;P

  • Trebzz

    Live for these moments now next week I shall be crowned MVC

    • AG_Sonday

      LOL, you can be MVC when I hand this job over to someone else :P

      I seriously considered you next to Sage and Mike this week for MVC.

    • Pea_Peralta

      I insist on becoming MVC or i will stop commenting till 2014..for reals….D:

    • AG_Sonday

      You were MVC once I think, no comments = no chance at MVC :P

    • Pea_Peralta

      Wait i did win it once…okay never mind nothing to see here..

    • Michael Matusowsky

      That is a crown I will be hoping to retain. The only one I’ll be trying to retain in fact ;). (How is MVC decided anyway?).

    • CataclysmicDawn

       Who AG is most attracted to during the week :P

    • AG_Sonday

      What Bracken said and there’s a rather spurious total comments:meaningful comments ratio that gets factored in :P

    • http://www.facebook.com/KingCarloIII Carlo Serafino

      I won MVC once, but then I took an arrow to the knee. (And I use old memes =P)

  • Michael Matusowsky

    Queue ULTRA_KILL.mp3. BOOM. MVC x2 weeks in a row!
    Spanish food and CoD you say? So she’s an FPS fangirl. Please watch me flex my index finger while I pull off some ridiculous headshots ;). Okay but in all seriousness, that comment had more of Clinton-esque undertone along with the whole “Married CEO hires a hot young PA for obvious reasons” shebang.

    As for Nadine.. Well she’s just made me lose interest completely :(. The rudest thing you can do, even if you’re not interested, is ignore a person paying you compliments. She’ll be glad to hear that I’ll be repaying the favour.

    Seriously though, I hope the females realise I am simply joking around. I mean yea they are pretty hot but a guy like me (computer engineering student, gamer, good looking Jew, super nice and friendly) really has no interest. Hope that settles it for Nadine. As for Pea… :D.

    • http://twitter.com/greatwyt Oethman Khan

      you to good for them Mike! stick to them Bobbs……….

    • http://www.facebook.com/nadine.franzsen Nadine Franzsen

      Michael I’m not ignoring you, Im only ignoring posts that relate to the way I look. Because, well I dont look that good IRL. So yeah, instead of going on about that and saying thanks but…. I just ignore those comments. I didnt mean to be rude, and I do apologize. Seems I’m doing everything wrong lately cause I find myself apologizing often :/ But I am getting tired of guys being interested in me only because I play games. Not for who I am. Not that I’m saying you’re interested, I just mean generally. So you can probably tell why I dont like it. Now that I’ve typed a novel, I hope at least that clears it up. 

    • Michael Matusowsky

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      Lol didn’t mean for you to take it personally. That’s the problem with the internet, you can’t tell the tone of a text. Didn’t mean it in the way you thought I did so relax lady. It’s all in good fun. If you personally want me to stop, then I will. I already said, I am not REALLY interested in you or Pea. Tl;dr, I need to actually KNOW the person in real life to even consider it. As I say, this whole online chise thing is just for lols and as you can see it’s getting everyone in stitches. You gals are cool though, nothing against either of you :).

    • Trebzz

      Not that good in real life lolololol you are even more sexy in real life I bet :P no please don’t take this in an awkward way but Michael never give up man :P

    • http://www.facebook.com/nadine.franzsen Nadine Franzsen

      Ok if you say so. I know you’re joking around as was I on facebook. But from your comment up there I thought I offended you. Anyway, moving on now :)

    • http://twitter.com/greatwyt Oethman Khan

      ……… now kiss!

    • http://egamer.co.za/author/cavie Caveshen “CaViE” Rajman

      Welcome to the internet, Nadine. Never thought I’d see this here, to be honest.

    • CataclysmicDawn

       Guess what time it is!? AWKWARD O’CLOCK!

    • AG_Sonday

      LOL, I was kidding when I said you’re scaring them off :P
      And again, LOL :P

    • Michael Matusowsky

      I really can’t wait to get onto that podcast so you guys can see what I’m really like. All this text talk really doesn’t do me any justice whatsoever.

    • AG_Sonday

      This will either end in tears or we’ll find a suitable replacement for Cavie :P

    • http://egamer.co.za/author/cavie Caveshen “CaViE” Rajman

      He’s welcome to it.

    • Pea_Peralta

      Haha Michael im refraining from making a jew joke cause i am fond of them but i never take anything seriously unless food is involved so your safe.

    • Michael Matusowsky

      Personally I love Jew jokes :P. Agree on food, food is <3.

  • Michael Matusowsky

    I am surprised that the whole spam session on Nadine’s wall post didn’t make it pn here :P.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nadine.franzsen Nadine Franzsen

    Lol the facebook comments O_O I’m glad I dont have to go through all of that. you guys are insane. 

    • http://egamer.co.za/ Azhar Amien

      Sanity, is for the weak. 

  • Adam Meikle

    I love how my Jewish bro Michael Matusowsky is dominating the comments like a mensch. SO JEWISH UP IN HERE fo sho!

    • AG_Sonday

      Where’s Hitler when you need to control a few rowdy Jews? :P

    • Pea_Peralta

      Too soon Sonday..too soon..D:

    • AG_Sonday

      It’s never too soon, unless you’re at a funeral and crack jokes because then it’s too awkward.For the record, I like Jews but I’m also a twisted sadist :P

    • Pea_Peralta

      How do i nknow you are a sadist cause the king of sadists liked your comment..D:

    • AG_Sonday

      Haha, Trebzz is harmless. He ain’t got nothing on me :P

    • Michael Matusowsky

      I lol’d.

    • CataclysmicDawn

       He’s on a vacation in Argentina… The end of WWII really busted his brains.

  • wolftrap01

    errrrm … who won the TROLOLOLOLOL award? :-( 

    • http://www.facebook.com/KingCarloIII Carlo Serafino

      There’s obviously no time for joking with the upcoming competition =P
      Should be one next week =)

    • AG_Sonday

      So you thought someone would win TRoLoLoL? Welcome to the madhouse children :P

    • CataclysmicDawn

       You should be a politician you corrupt fucker :P

    • AG_Sonday

      I’d prefer to pull the politicians’ strings from my ivory tower :P