Top 5 Facebook Moments Of The Week | 16 Dec — 22 Dec
You know the holidays have officially hit their stride when Facebook is quieter than churches were on 21/12/12. That didn’t stop us from having just a little bit of fun over on our Facebook page this week nor did it stop you guys from posting plenty of stuff on our wall which was cool.
5 — They See Everything
The hills have seen all the horrors that Mario and Luigi and wrought upon the land. Fortunately there’s no trauma too serious that a little grass won’t help you forget it.
4 — What Santa Wants For Christmas
Santa’s always been a bit dodgy to me, that whole anagram thing where his name can be spelt as Satan and the fact that he watches everyone like some sort of global stalker and the fact that people want him to break in while they’re sleeping. It’s all a bit freaky from my perspective and now he’s into little boys too? There’s a Catholic priest joke in here somewhere but it’s too immature for my taste.
3 — Air Assassinations
Basically Mario is a better assassin than Altair, Ezio and Desmond and he doesn’t even have proper training. Connor doesn’t really count since he’s more of a hunter/sailor/warrior.
2 — What’s Wrong With Your Face?!
This one’s a little more serious and deals with the effects of long-term cocaine addiction. You see snorting cocaine decays your septum and can do the same to the rest of your sinus cavity until your face collapses and you end up looking like this. In short, don’t do drugs unless the cool kids tell you to.
1 — Pacman Is A Psychopath
One of gaming’s most beloved icons is in fact a mentally disturbed and emotionally broken figure who tortures his victims by making them watch as their friends are butchered and eaten like Sunday lunch.