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Friday Game: Dota 2
Okay, that might be might false advertising, don’t call the folk down at the CPA. It’s true though, with Dota 2 finally being revealed this week, I’ve been gluded to [...]
Friday Game: Office Sneakout
Shit it’s Friday and none of us really want to be in the office. So sneak out! How do you sneak out? Your uncle Bob is here to help. Check [...]
Friday Game: Maze
Right so I have to start off with an apology Azhar. I’m sorry I ate the last cookie. No wait that’s not it. Oh wait now I remember! Yes to [...]
Friday Game: Little Soldiers
Right Magots! It’s time to use all those problem solving skills and help the little soldiers (no Cavie, not the little soldier in your pants). Get cracking! Lets see some [...]
The Other Friday Game: Freeway Fury
Hopefully you’ve passed your e-Drivers and you’re now ready to take to the freeway. Dead honest I have no idea how the heck having your licence will help you with [...]
Friday Game: The Driving Test
Disclaimer: Anyone that hasn’t started driving yet (I.E. Tody) should skip this week’s Friday Game. Yes okay I missed a week. In my defence I had to pop down to [...]
Late Friday Game: The Transformers
Next Wednesday it’s Transformers time, with the 3rd Transformers movie being released in South Africa. So for that reason, this weeks Friday game had to be a Transformer game. Now [...]
Friday Game: Ragdoll Parashooter
Help! We’re under attack! Random paratroopers are parashooting into the eGamer HQ! Pew pew them in the beak! (Not writing more cos this is too much fun soz) Here is [...]
Friday Game: Test Your Might!
Who out there has played the new MK? After pretty much wasting everyone’s time since MK3, Boon and co have decided to get back to basics and make the most [...]
Friday Game: Mario Bros
A very long time there was pong. And then there were other games. And then on the 1st June 1983, a chap (Chinese Jap), Shigeru Miyamoto sat pondering in his [...]
Friday Game: The Gauntlet
Don’t you hate it when you forget to bookmark something and then you have to search through your history for it? After a good hour of searching through my history [...]
Friday Game: Keyboard Hero
Disclaimer: This isn’t really a game and this isn’t really a hero. It’s Friday! And yeah this time it really is Friday. It’s been a gruelling week for some of [...]
Friday Game: The Idiot Test
It’s Friday! Well actually it’s not Friday it’s Tuesday, but it’ll be Friday when you read this. Don’t ask. This weeks Friday Game is slightly different to what we normally [...]
Friday Game: Electricman 2HS
Yes it’s back! After multiple requests the Friday Game is back to entertain and waste your entire Friday. For those of you who don’t know, the Friday Game is a [...]
Review: Guitar Hero – Warriors Of Rock
eGamer Rating: Addictive: Yes if you’re into Guitar Hero and Rock. No if you’re tired of the Guitar Hero, as it’s not vastly different from previous games Worth The Time: [...]
Friday Game: Spank The Monkey
Okay chaps! So today I thought I’d give you an easy one. We all know how good you are at handling the monkey. So today’s challenge is: How fast can [...]
GH: Warriors Of Rock! It’s Almost Time To Rock Out With Your Errr… Socks On!
Note: Before complaining to my editor about the title picture, if you look closely you will notice a guitar. It’s Monday (no make that Wednesday, thanks Eishkom) and I’ve had [...]
Guitar Hero goes Old Skool!
What’s that? You want more Taylor Swift? Well then I’ve got bad news for you and of Taylor’s biggest fan dean0… Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock is coming and this [...]
Question of the Day: What games have you clocked?
Back in the day when I was jamming the 8bit Nintendo, we used to clock games. Now for those of you who don’t know what clock or clocked means: Clocked: [...]
Question of the Night: What’s the scariest game you’ve played after midnight?
Warning: All Internet Tough Guys should skip this question of the day as it will not apply to them. Ok so the day somehow managed to elude me. It’s now [...]
Question of the Day: If you were cryogenically frozen (in your mom’s freezer) and woke up in the 26th century, which race would most likely recruit/enslave/assimilate you?
No I haven’t gone barking mad. Although as I write this piece, my editor is giving me the beady eye. Yes I too have succumbed to the madness that is [...]
Pew Pew Cup
Okay so it’s not actually called the Pew Pew Cup, it’s the miNt Quake Live Cup or miNt Cup for short. However at eGamer, we’ve decided to call it the [...]
Twilight League: Season 1 Registrations Now Open
Finally… Yeah this one has been in the works for a while now. There has been a lot of buzz around a league being setup by the “new” Twilight team [...]
Question of the Day: Which ISP(s) do you use for your bandwidth fix?
Editors Warning: This QOTD is a tad more serious than the usual nonsense Fatbob comes up with. It’s been a busy day here @ the eGamer offices as we’re locked [...]
Question of the Day: What’s the most kick ass game soundtrack to date?
Hello gentle readers. Today’s a bit of a short one but is still a fairly important question. These days SFX is considered to very important in the gaming world. But [...]
Question of the Day: Which game would you want a “do over” on?
Yes okay that question probably makes no sense to most of you. So let me try and break this down for you heroes style. If the Haitian (the black guy [...]
Question of the Night: What’s the longest single sitting you’ve gamed?
It was a fairly quiet weekend for me this weekend (Ed: Broke thanks to a trip to a very Grand place?) and I spent most of it at home. Of [...]
Question Of The Day: Which TV Series should be made into a game?
It’s official! Game developers have run out of ideas and are now turning to TV shows for inspiration. Don’t believe me? (Ed: No one ever believes you…) Just look at [...]
MSSA eSports Tournament Calendar for 2010
Being a new year, the MSSA has kicked off their plans for 2010. At the moment it looks like National and Regional events will again be sponsored by Incredible Connection [...]
Question Of The Day: How much do you game?
It’s Januworry for most people (Ed: my cousin Simon thinks it’s November 1985) and one of the big things about Januworry is that most people’s budget are tight after the [...]

